Archive for the 'Humor' Category

A Medical Funeral

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before:

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral…I’m a gynecologist.”

The proctologist…fainted.

Heh.

Overheard from a Patient

Occasionally patient’s say the darnedest things. I hope to keep a nice running account of the best ones I hear…

After a recent surgery for excision of a benign breast mass a female patient was still feeling the lingering effects of good drugs…er…anesthesia and had the following to say:

“Am I going to have to have my boob job redone?”

Heh.